2 Jokes & a Sketch

Here are two jokes I've been working on:

Q: What did the river say when a wayfarer tried to stop its flow?
A: "I'll be damned!"

(That one's better spoken aloud than written.)

And:

Q: What is the destiny of a silent frog?
A: Someday he'll croak.

Ha!

Finally, a sketch I doodled today while waiting in the carpool line:

 

 

Check out the mug on this guy!

 

 

 

 

 

I make my own fun.  :)